FUNNY BEST FRIEND PARAGRAPHS PLUS

I know you think this card is a few days late. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books. Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated Happy Birthday messages. What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!Ī man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head. Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle. but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son. Happy Birthday, Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you. I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!įill in the gaps: H_Y B_T_. Happy Birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.Ī little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom. If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. Need comical birthday messages to poke fun at the signs of aging for a man? These funny Happy Birthday wishes for him, include humorous messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday! I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.Īge is not important unless you're a cheese. Growing old is mandatory growing up is optional.Īge is strictly a case of mind over matter. what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!Īge doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful! They say you lose your mind as you grow older. The tragedy of getting old: So many candles. What goes up but never comes down? Your age. If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius! Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)ĭon't let aging get you down.

FUNNY BEST FRIEND PARAGRAPHS PLUS

Here is a selection of funny Happy Birthday quotes that you can use to wish a friend or family member a very happy birthday, plus poke fun at their age! Use these as a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.īirthdays are good for you.

Happy birthday!ĭeepest sympathies on your birthday. and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!Ĭongratulations on the 10th anniversary of your th birthday! Here's to many more. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your th birthday. Personalize these Happy Birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.ĭon't think of it as turning. I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year. You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome. you've just been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror. oh, no, wait, actually you are, sorry about that.ĭon't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. When I have a birthday, I take the day off. wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is? You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!Ĭongratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.Ĭongratulations on being born a really long time ago. You know, they say that age is all in your mind. It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now I've already alerted the fire department. You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday. Happy Birthday to a who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a who inherited all your best qualities.įunny birthday wishes about getting older: It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!Ī wise man once said, 'Forget about your past - you cannot change it.' I'd like to add: 'Forget about your present - I didn't get you one.' I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. These humorous birthday messages are sure to tickle their funny bone on their birthday. Here are funny Happy Birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family. Use these links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see the entire collection of funny birthday wishes and quotes.

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